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Family Funnies- Clean Jokes for the Whole Family

July 14, 2009 at 9:33 pm · Filed under Family Funnies

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?”

The little boy nodded yes.

“Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?”

The little boy nodded yes.

“So,” the coach continued, “when a strike is called, or you’re out at first, you don’t argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?”

Again the little boy nodded.

“Good,” said the coach. “Now go over there and explain it to your mother.”

You Know You Are A Parent When:

  • You count the sprinkles on each kid’s cupcake to make sure they’re equal.

  • You buy cereal with marshmallows in it.
  • Your kids throws up and you catch it.
  • You wipe your kid’s face with your fingers and don’t wash your hands.
  • You can’t smell the dirty diapers anymore.
  • Peanut butter and jelly is eaten at least in one meal a day.
  • You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

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